Roofing Installer Jokes

The mayecreate crew jokes around the office quite often because we know how to have a little fun.

Roofing installer jokes.

As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. See more ideas about roofing roofer jokes. Below are some of the roofing jokes and roofing quotes we find funny profound and just plain share worthy. 69 of them in fact.

See more ideas about roofing jokes roof quotes. They say they have just the guy for the job and he ll be over in half an hour. See more ideas about roofing roofer memes. The wedding went off without a hitch.

A big list of contractor jokes. Mar 17 2018 explore brandon southcott s board roofing memes on pinterest. Apr 7 2015 explore matt martoccio s board roofing jokes and quotes on pinterest. An electrician installed two aeriels on the same roof.

107 of them in fact. How many contractors does it take to replace a light globe. My mate s chimney sweeping business is going well. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond.

A man hears a thumping on his roof goes outside to look and she s a guerilla on his roof he calls animal control and says he has a gorilla on his roof. They really raised the roof. Performance is going through the roof. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond.

The aeirels quickly fell in love went on many dates and were soon married. On his way up the roofer slipped and pushed a bundle down on him. One to buy the wrong size globe and another to replace the existing light fitting to suit the new globe. Went to a party with a construction team the other week.

Now that you are done laughing you can read more roofing jokes quotes. Roofing jokes and quotes it s good to sit back relax and share some laughs sometimes. Dec 8 2012 what did the alien say to the roofer. Pierre the french canadian got a job roofing he was taking 100 lb bundles of shingles up the ladder to the roof.

We ve scoured the internet looking for the best ones and here you have them. It clipped the side of his head slicing off his ear. Considering most of our clients are in the commercial construction industry we ve found a handful of jokes to brighten up your work day. The topic for this week s one liners and puns is roof jokes.

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